Dhananjay's Law of Availability


Girls are either taken or untakeable.
The most elusive exception justifies the pursuit.
(DaPunkyBlog March '07)

The Selyunin Correction

There are no untakeable women. It's just a matter of timing.

(Anrdey Selyunin 2200 hrs 30th Sept '09)

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Dhananjay Chaturvedi said…
Andrei, after being disenchanted... again, retracted his correction.
5:15 AM
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